Nigel was feeling pretty pleased with himself. He'd finally bought up the sun, a mission that many a high-ranking corporate executive of his equal had tried and failed to accomplish over the decades. As he stood watching the sunset, anticipating the boundless profits that would soon be rolling into his coffers, an omnipresent voice suddenly boomed down from the heavens.
"A moment of your time, sir, I do believe you forgot this "
Nigel started in shock, nearly falling off into the depths. Guiltily he gazed around, wondering what awesome presence had intruded upon his reverie. Seemingly out of nowhere - from someone standing right next to him and yet at the same time walking away - a slip of paper was pushed into his hand. Still not understanding, he glanced over it. Nigel's eyes opened wide. He looked up.
"Congratulations on your purchase, sir"

Wouldn't it suck to get slapped with the bill for all the energy used in the history of the planet.